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November 19th, 2018, 10:30 am

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miloneuman, November 5th, 2018, 2:35 am     Reply

Terrible Twos

It’s been two weeks now since I was blessed with a beautiful, bright-eyed baby webcomic.

“Congratulations, Mr. Neuman” said the doctor, cradling a screeching bundle of crosshatching, thought bubbles, and panel borders, still wet with white-out fluid, in his rubber gloved hands. “It’s a gritty, post-medieval low-fantasy epic with eastern European aesthetic sensibilities.” He handed the whining babe over to me. “You must be so proud.” I laid back in my hospital bed, mentally exhausted, my drawing wrist limp and sore from inking. A Zebra brand G-Nib pen drops from my hand, clattering dramatically and launching droplets of black ink across the floor. I look through the first chapter. It has my eyes. In that the eyes are all a little lopsided because I really need to get better at drawing eyes.

Two weeks later, I haven’t slept a wink. Being a parent is a lot of work.

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Wazaga, November 19th, 2018, 10:55 am     Reply

*Jaw unhinges and promptly drops on the floor*

Excuse me, sir, but what did you do with the dorky cartoonist I grew up knowing?

HOLY CRUD!!! You've leveled up some major details here... I can't even... Whoa!!!

Aguest (Guest), November 19th, 2018, 1:41 pm     Reply

Holy smokes!!
Your wrist must be dying. This is absolutely gorgeous!!

Down Stream (Guest), November 19th, 2018, 2:21 pm     Reply

Wow man, this is great!

mathias (Guest), November 22nd, 2018, 12:09 pm     Reply

incredible work

Salamandie (Guest), November 22nd, 2018, 2:33 pm     Reply

This is major. I'm in!

Crazyman (Guest), November 23rd, 2018, 6:41 pm     Reply

Like, wow, man; awesome!

rojon67 (Guest), November 28th, 2018, 6:29 pm     Reply

I can smell the pine and feel the cold fear. You never cease to amaze me! Can't wait til next Monday.

Dreadogastus (Guest), December 4th, 2018, 11:32 am     Reply

Dark, Spooky Woods
Let us not pre-judged. They could be here on a mission of mercy. Or even be Trick-or-Treaters.

workaway (Guest), December 5th, 2018, 12:09 pm     Reply

This is absolutely stunning! I love the forest, the owl, and those masks are majestic. I'm impressed you survived giving birth to such a gluttonous babe :D

Garth @ the Photomaginarium, December 5th, 2018, 3:16 pm     Reply

the illustration technique is phenomenal. bravo.

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